Frequently Asked Questions
Q. What the fuck is up with this colour scheme?
A. Late in 2007, I put the power over the colour scheme into the hands of the users. As a result, they turned on me in the vote and selected the worst possible combination of colours. Despite being an entrenched despot, I decided to humour them and allow the deciding vote to count. But I'll be watching from now on.
Q. Why does this site look like shit in Internet Explorer?
A. I don't know — I don't use IE anymore. I use Firefox, which is so powerful it splatters IE's smug face all over the footpath and spits on the carcass. Since this is a non-commercial site, I don't have to worry about statistics such as “60% of customers use Internet Explorer as their browser” (which can be interpreted as “91% of people are fucktards”).
Actually, it doesn't look all that bad. Fucktards.
Q. Why do you use Javascript all over the place, with its inherent security problems?
A. I'm not paying good money to host this site; it comes free with my ISP. As such, I don't have access to the actual server, and so server-side technologies such as PHP* or JSP aren't available to me. But, I also don't like duplicating code on every page, so JavaScript is a convenient client-side language to do stuff in. If you don't trust me, I don't care. Go to some other site to masturbate.
Q. Hang on a minute. How often have these “frequently” asked questions actually been asked?
A. Frequency and the asking are irrelevant. All that matters is that I have the answers.
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