Title
Welcome to 2008
Written
December 2007
Inspiration
The thing that they put in my head in the hospital
Dedication
To mild dementia, the fuel that has kept this site running for over one thousand years
Style
Wompromp
Target Audience
The beautiful petals who are now reading this
Editorial Notes
Predictions for the year to come: People will argue over nothing and a politician will smile at a baby
Welcome to 2008
The results of last year’s adventurous “choose your own colour scheme” competition have been compiled, counted, checked, re-counted and implemented in the whistle-polisher layout you see before you.
To put a perspective on how close the voting was, I’ve created a breakdown of the voting. Please note that this table has been sorted alphabetically, chronologically, and by volume of votes received. If you want it sorted in some other order, please press your refresh button (usually located between your thighs) now:
| Scheme | Votes |
|---|---|
| Phlegm of the Elephant | 1 |
To whoever that one person is, I would like to shake my fist at you for choosing such a terrible combination of green and yellow, but what good would it do? Democracy has spoken, and since Democracy is a four-hundred foot tall fire-breathing behemoth that tramples everything in its path, I can only submit.
It makes me momentarily wish I’d voted.
So, welcome to 2008. New in this year: the FAQ section and the Daily Dump. They are replacing pretty much everything else, including integrity...which I never had. How ironic (Morissettian irony).