Don Johnson Must Save the World

If aliens visit planet Earth, they may be unusual and difficult to understand.

I don’t mean because they will speak a different language — of course aliens will speak English like all civilised and righteous lifeforms.

No, I mean they’ll be difficult to understand because they’ll say things like: “We will destroy the world unless you bring us Don Johnson. And he must be wearing a Hawaiian shirt and packing just like in Miami Vice”.

If aliens said something like that it would be very weird, but that’s why they’re aliens, you know? If they were only a little bit weird they’d be from Scotland.

Essentially, it means Don Johnson would have to disco dance to entertain and distract the aliens, thus unwittingly saving the world from destruction.