Title
Beak Humming Your Own Private God (or, What Have the Catholics Done for Me?)
Written
July 2008
Inspiration
Judgement Day
Dedication
To all us sinners, because we're all sinners
Style
Sinful
Target Audience
Anyone who has attended or never attended the greatest festival of catholic holicism, World Youth Day
Editorial Notes
Sinner!
Beak Humming Your Own Private God
(Or, What Have the Catholics Done for Me?)
I've never been raped by a catholic priest, therefore, I conclude that God exists.
We are all God, and therefore I should not have to pay my wife's speeding fine. Since I did have to pay the fine, God does not exist.
Nietzsche challenged God to blast him out of existence and God didn't, because he's a nice G, therefore God exists.
God moves in mysterious ways, yet allows U2 to exist, therefore God does not exist.
Ewan McGregor has a Scottish accent, therefore God exists.
Microwaves are powered by electricity, not prayers, therefore God does not exist.
There is no hard evidence for spontaneous human combustion, therefore God exists.
If my 's' key miraculously stopped working, I would not be able to type 'exists', therefore God does not exist.
Exit.