• Thegoat is moving...but not far (19/3/2006)
• Short story: The Silence of the Hams (11/3/2006)
• Watching Jessica Simpson in Dukes of Hazzard on a plane (3/3/2006)
• The Ultimate Conspiracy Theory (25/2/2006)
• Short story: Everybody Likes You (16/2/2006)
• High on Life—the new designer drug from Kevin Cline (9/2/2006)
• Governments Playing Monopoly: Eighteen Houses and Four Hotels on South Road (31/1/2006)
• Short story: The Cleverest Muffin Ever (20/1/2006)
• Comedy is like a Crumpet (14/1/2006)
• Concerning Dominoes and Lou Diamond Phillips (7/1/2006)

Old updates

• Adam Sandler is a Spiritual Genius (24/11/2005)
• The Marvels of Modern Man (part 1 of 3): The Bush Blow (1/8/2005)
• Written Tourette's (11/11/2004)
• Short story: Scary Potter (10/10/2004)

News

• This website is moving to a new location. (19/3/2006)

• International panel of experts has proven the saying, "Good things come to those who wait" is true. One member of the panel commented, "It helps if you start with more than 1 billion US dollars before waiting". (25/2/2006)

• It's good to see Damir Dokic back in the news where he belongs, threatening to kill people and bomb stuff. No one makes vague, comical death threats quite like Damir. (20/1/2006)

• Miniature people are now officially the latest craze in pets. (14/1/2006)

• 2006 website online. (7/1/2006)

Old News