- Short story: Congratulations, You Killed Christmas (24/12/2005)
- The Deep Boner Files (18/12/2005)
- Ideas for new columns in 2006 (13/12/2005)
- Short story: Chiselmunk (9/12/2005)
- The Premier League in Choc Chip (30/11/2005)
- Adam Sandler is a Spiritual Genius (24/11/2005)
- Movie review: Pride and Prejudice (18/11/2005)
- Short story: The Bard of Bauchery, part 3 (12/11/2005)
- The 4WD in the City: A Colloquial Perspective (5/11/2005)
- What Neighbourly Neighbours: The Letter Rifling Incident (31/10/2005)
- Short story: The Bard of Bauchery, part 2 (29/10/2005)
- Miss Nude Volleyball 2005 (23/10/2005)
- The Financial Review: the Daily Habit of all Scrotums (22/10/2005)
- Short story: The Bard of Bauchery, part 1 (11/10/2005)
- Higher Taxes Please (9/10/2005)
- Short story: The Story of Short Sentences (3/10/2005)
- Excellent Invention #1138-B — The Creakfinder System (29/9/2005)
- Everything is a Remake (23/9/2005)
- Short story: God, Planes and Fingers (19/9/2005)
- International Travel (part 3 of 3): The Illusion of Saving with Duty Free (16/9/2005)
- International Travel (part 2 of 3): Canada versus Australia: The Little Differences (11/9/2005)
- Short story: Growth Hormones, Win Thermos (5/9/2005)
- International Travel (part 1 of 3): US Customs and American Airlines — A Potent Combination of Stupidity and Incompetence (3/9/2005)
- Short story: Yodetta and the Distinctive Language Habit (27/8/2005)
- Water Hippy says: “Melt the icecaps, man!” (21/8/2005)
- The Marvels of Modern Man (part 2 of 3): Fly’s Eyes (13/8/2005)
- Short story: Etch-a-Sketch: No Hands (4/8/2005)
- The Marvels of Modern Man (part 1 of 3): The Bush Blow (1/8/2005)
- What does it mean to be Australian? (26/7/2005)
Thought for the day:
It’s comforting to believe that from behind the scenes there are powerful people pulling the strings like spiders.
(24/12/2005)
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News
The world will not end tonight. (24/11/2005)
Latest estimates by scientists say we have at most three billion years before computers take over the world. (31/10/2005)
New short story published in October’s issue of Skive Magazine. (7/10/2005)
Feminists in uproar after a group of men were caught on camera appearing to enjoy themselves. (29/9/2005)
They’re using me as a séance receptacle, because my mind is open to otherworldly beings. I can smell a ghost fart three rooms away. (15/9/2005)
The orgasm is the new religion. Or maybe religion is the new orgasm, I forget. (3/9/2005)
I scraped a kilo of dead skin from my chin, and spent it at the zoo. (13/8/2005)
Short story “Ascorbic” gets published at Ticonderoga Online. (26/7/2005)