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Mission
I don’t really have a mission statement. A mission statement is something that big companies have to make shareholders feel that the company is socially responsible, cutting edge and committed to excellence: they are known as “wank statements”. My mission is to have an anti-wank website. So I guess, in a way, I do have a mission statement... Some pages on this website may give advice on how to anti-wank yourself. Following these instructions will help you lead a more fulfilling life. Following them may also lead you into a life of drunkenness, spouse-beating and general alienation from society. I do not recommend following them.
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