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A pack of fearsome chihuahua run amok in downtown Mexico City, killing hundreds and injuring two others. (27/12/2004)

All the knowledge in the world can be found here. You just have to read between the lines. (8/12/2004)

References to pop culture are no longer popular. (3/12/2004)

Prostitutes now genetically engineered so hymens grow back after sex, so they can always be “virgins” when they’re sold. (27/11/2004)

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