Title
One Day I’d like to do Something Worthwhile for a Humanity who Detests Me
Written
February 2006
Inspiration
The old guy in the park running rings around me
Dedication
To tax, for teaching us about inevitability
Style
Rocksocks
Target Audience
Pendulum repairmen
Editorial Notes
One day I'd like to be involved in a police investigation for a crime I didn't commit
One Day I’d like to do Something Worthwhile for a Humanity who Detests Me
One day I'd like my head to spin all the way around.
One day I'd like to eat a whole cat in a single sitting.
One day I'd like to psychologically abuse a member of Mensa, just to prove that I'm no better than they are.
One day I'd like to own a slave-owning plantation owner, just so I could set her slaves free.
One day I'd like to shrink to the size of Emilio Estevez and explore the insides of someone's body like in Inner Space.
Scale drawing of Emilio Estevez
One day I'd like to run rings around the old homeless guy in the park.
One day I'd like to post an article with the title all in uppercase.
One day I'd like to pop a cap in someone's arse, then take it out and wear it to the baseball.
One day I'd like to find a toilet that I can't block up.