Title
Never Get Sprung...
Written
February 2008
Inspiration
Man killing God
Dedication
To Jason Bourne, who is now more real to me than most antelopes
Style
Catastrophic warning
Target Audience
People who masturbate and watch Judge Judy at the same time
Editorial Notes
Right now I'm making that sound a bullet makes when it ricochets off a cinderblock
Never Get Sprung...
There are some situations you never want to find yourself caught in.
Now there’s a T-shirt to help you remember.
