Title
Men and Evidence
Written
May 2008
Inspiration
Burnt toast
Dedication
To my pinboard. Yeah, you love taking those pins, don't you, you dirty little pinboard
Style
Red thumper
Target Audience
Hobos
Editorial Notes
Everything sounds better when it's described as “wombat semen”
Men and Evidence
Men do not like evidence.
They don't like evidence that another man's arse has been on the toilet seat. They don't like evidence that someone else has fucked their wives. They don't like evidence that aliens exist, whether that be by internet-based autopsy video or otherwise.
They especially don't like evidence that a TV show they've been watching for years is actually a meandering pile of wombat semen with no possibility of a satisfying conclusion or even evidence that it is more than the drug-induced hallucination of writers at their weekly orgy.
Yes, Lost, I'm looking at you.