I mean his body is dead, but his eternal soul is waiting for his legion fans to gather together and through the focus of focussed, telepathic power, to bring him back to life.

I command all the faithful (aka The Ledgeribles) to gather in a single place (with suitable toilet facilities) and commence operation Reledgerslation.

(I also command the faithful to elect someone with better organisational skills than me to take charge of operation Reledgerslation. I'm an ideas man.)

When Heath Ledger returns he's going to reward those who've been faithful. He will come down with a copy of 10 Things I Hate About You carved out of a stone DVD. And maybe it will get broken so he'll go up a mountain and come back down with five copies of Two Hands.

All it takes is a little bit of faith, a little bit of telepathic power, and a whole heap of insane fans. Do you love the Ledgerator enough to help bring him back?