Crowning Goran

The Goran Ivanisevic Cycle (Part 1 of 3)

I'm still waiting for the day when Goran Ivanisevic is crowned Supreme Empress of Planet Earth, so he can go and fight hideous alien menacii deep in outer space with the full knowledge that upon his triumphant return, as Empress every man on the planet will want to be with him.

Who would have thought that the plural of “menace” is “menacii”? If it wasn't for GI Goran fighting disgusting, mucus-belching paedophile aliens in deep space, I never would have known it either. Goran Ivanisevic is the Mother of Knowledge in addition to being destined for Empresshood.

How would Goran go about destroying alien civilisations one green-blooded multi-orificed carcass at a time?

I expect it would be the same way that he kills human opponents — by hitting tennis balls at them really hard. Only with aliens he might have to use spiked balls that explode upon contact with the juice from the alien anus.