Scary Potter and the Chamber of Rootrats
Continuing the adventure begun in episode 1
As it happened, on the first day of his second year, Scary found himself confronted with a new student who looked like a mirror image of himself—minus the tattoos and other hideous deformations.
“I’m Jarryd Potter, your evil twin brother,” the new student said.
Scary looked his brother up and down as he would a piece of inflatable dog shit. “Jarryd? If you’re my evil twin, shouldn’t you be called ‘Evilicus’ or something?”
“I’m going to get you, you tattooed piece of inflatable dog shit...I mean you cup of dick juice.”
Scary was about to smite his newest enemy when Professor Longdong appeared. “Jarryd is your only family, Scary, wrenched from your mother’s dying cervix. Think hard before you kill him.”
Longdong then closed the front of his bathrobe and wandered off to find a free bedchamber elf.
Scary considered Jarryd for a moment. “Well, maybe I won’t kill you, for mum’s sake.”
“If he tries anything, I’m right behind you, Scary,” a voice said from behind.
Scary turned to see a shock of red hair. “Who the fuck are you again?”
“Bong-On Beasley—your best friend.”
“I thought your name was ‘Bong’.”
“I changed it. ‘Bong-On’ sounded edgier.”
Scary shrugged. They were all standing in a great hall that looked pretty much like it did in that movie with the talking hat.
“As I was saying, I guess I don’t have to—”
A fast coming Hormone interrupted Scary again. “Scary, I’ve accidentally opened the Chamber of Rootrats. Come quick.”
Scary followed Hormone into the nearest girl’s toilets. A dark tunnel led into the darkness. Scary went to jump in, but Hormone grabbed him.
“You know I’d slap around your cock and balls for you right now if you weren’t so hideously ugly, don’t you Scary?”
Scary nodded, gave her breasts a squeeze for luck, and went down on the tunnel. It took him to heaven and back, and then dumped him in an underwater lagoon where a pack of rootrats were lounging around in their undies.“He’s here,” one shouted and they all started giggling and pillow fighting.
“You were waiting for me?”
“Of course, Scary,” the one closest to him said. “We’re rootrats, the filthiest girls in the world. Your hideous scars are a huge turn on for us. Now, it’s time for you to get your wand out.”
Scary spent the rest of the semester in the chamber giving the rootrats internal examinations for magical maladies with his wand. When he came out at the end of the semester, he switched his tests with Jarryd, since Jarryd had given up his evil ways and studied long and hard.
Scary then killed Jarryd, since Jarryd was Scary’s enemy for this episode.