...of the day
Observation of the day:
I saw a crescent moon low in the sky. It looked like Pacman about to gobble up Venus, but then Venus would have to be one of those little white pills Pacman eats. I must be that in-between age, where I can remember Pacman, but I don’t remember what the little pills are called.
Invention of the day:
An electrostatic field that can be generated to keep the air warm around the body, just like a thick layer of blubber. With this device, people could walk around naked all the time, even in the middle of winter. It would be powered by the person’s own body, where the body is genetically modified to generate extra power output for the field. It would probably run on alcohol.
Relationship advice of the day:
Friends cover for each other, like if you find the air conditioner left on over the weekend in a colleague’s office. If you go in and turn it off to cover for them, you’re friends. If you leave it on for them to find and realise what a forgetful dick they’ve been, some other adjective is required to describe the relationship.
Theology of the day:
Believe in nothing and you’re safe from salvation and damnation. You can’t do anything wrong if you don’t believe in it.
Mysticism of the day:
I’ve got an impending sense of doom coming out of my arse.