The Power of Greyskull Will Come Again (in your arse)

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A great man once said: “By the power of Greyskull!” and then popped a whole heap of amphetamines to give himself inhuman strength.

He stayed awake for eighty-seven hours and when the bugs came crawling on his skin he plucked out all his pubes and mailed them to the head of the United Nations so that they might store them (the pubes, not the United Nations) safely in the nuclear-proof vault where they keep Sean Connery’s DNA in case the human race needs to be one day regenerated from a single superior clone.

(They also keep Jennifer Aniston’s DNA in the vault, but for different reasons.)