The Font of Knowledge?
Have you seen my little box? It is very hairy...
We gain rider and look back into the past. We suck on melons and wait for winter to roll in like chicken salt and other seasonings.
Catching rotavirus by proxy is less fun than being the only gay man at a KKK recruitment farm.
How can they say taking heroin is addictive? I talk about taking heroin all the time, but I can stop any time I like.
What is the font of knowledge? Some people would say it’s Arial, but I, being a traditionalist, would say that it’s Times New Roman.
Whenever someone says “group hug”, what they really mean is “group sex”. That’s what being a sex addict is all about, saying things that sound innocuous but really are a request for more sex.
Addiction is a never-ending cycle of lust and baking mud pies.
When it comes to the crush, a hint of lemon is more refreshing than an entire lemon inserted into the anus. In university I might have injected raw lemon juice up my urethra for a laugh, but that kind of thing no longer has any attraction.
If god is really watching all of us all the time, he must have some kick-arse audiovisual wall-of-TVs set up. I bet he has flatscreens with infinite resolution.