Election wants to be a Millionaire
In the quiz to end all quizzes, I’ve searched the deepest and darkest pits of Australian politics to devise the questions that really should have been asked during the election campaign.
- Who was the only Australian Prime Minister to download his own weight in pornography?
- How many fish sticks can John Howard eat before expelling built up gas?
- Kevin Rudd’s favourite food group is:
- Babies
- Kissing
- Classical music
- What is the average time it takes for a swinging voter to remove his friend’s wife’s bra?
- How many prime numbers are there in “Peter Costello”?
- If people generally vote with their feet, and I voted with a staple remover, how many staples can I remove from the feet of other voters per hour?