You’re Being a Dick

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You’re being a dick. Don’t you know you’re being a dick? Are you drunk? You’re acting all weird. You’re being a dick. Don’t call me an ‘it’. Stop calling me an ‘it’. You’re being a dick. I can’t argue with you when you’re like this. You’re being a dick and swearing and scaring all of us. You’re not normally like that. Tonight you’ve been acting different. You’re being a dick. I thought you’d cut your penis off. I should slam it in the door you’re being such a dick. I didn’t think you were going to even talk to me. Go off in a huff you’re being such a dick. Have you been drinking? It’s like you’re drunk you’ve been such a dick, swearing and yelling and scaring us. Don’t call me an ‘it’. I don’t know why I even bother you’re such a dick. Stop that swearing. It’s no use arguing with you when you’re like this. You’re being such a dick. Give me a kiss. I don’t know why I bother with you, you’re such a dick. Why have you been acting so different? What’s wrong with you, or are you just being a dick? You’re such a dick. Go on, go off in a huff. You’re being such a dick I don’t know why you’re acting like that.