Taking the Piss

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In Australia we love to take the piss. We will take the piss out of anything, including piss itself.

The only thing we possibly like more than taking the piss is rootin’.

We love rootin’. Even the girls love it, though most would never admit it. Why else do they bother getting dressed up in midriff tops and tight pants? Why else do they flock together and giggle like a bunch of chickens trying to lay eggs? Why else do they scent their nether regions with vanilla and peppermint and whatnot?

Because they’re all wound up ready for rootin’. And aren’t we all.