Preying for Sheep

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Praying for sheep and raping them are not the same thing.

I don’t rape sheep anymore. I always take them out to dinner first, at the finest grazing field with the best views, and I ask permission before starting any sexual activity.

But, you know, when they come bleating about why I don’t call afterwards and why I’ve been out with some other skanky ewe from the next paddock over, I still turn them into lamb chops.