Carrot-tops of the World Unite!

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Vaguely, if all the carrot tops of the world united they could take over and throw everyone not red-headed back into the ocean.

Those who are almost but not quite carrot-tops would be dealt with the most ruthlessly, since the true redheads can’t have half-reds walking around pretending to the carrot-top throne.

Fortunately for us, full blown redheads have such fiery tempers and poor organisational skills that they will never take over the world.