How Did it Make you Feel?
Someone once thought about accusing me of over-analysing everything, so now I will analyse the way this made me feel.
Not really—feelings are for hermaphrodites.
If you’ve ever said to yourself, “That arsehole hurt my feelings”, consider dipping your head into a vat of chip fat (cold of course—you don’t want to get hurt) at the local fish and chip shop.
They will charge you for the privilege, but the experience will help you to put things into perspective.