I bet Kristy Swanson (who played Buffy in the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie) is spinning in her grave for not continuing the role on the Buffy TV show, which propelled SMG from “unknown” to “slightly less unknown”.

I wonder if Kristy gets offers to star in cheesy pornos with grand puns for titles, like Muffy the Vampire Nailer. I wonder what she’s even doing now, other than emptying the hamper, doing heaps of laundry and reflecting on what happened to being famous.