Friday Night Monkey Semen

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If Friday Night Download isn’t the biggest load of monkey semen on TV, I’m a redneck physiotherapist with vestigial limbs. It is the worst show I’ve ever seen, and this is coming from a man who actively seeks out shit shows to watch, since watching good shows on TV gives me genital hives.

Not only do they show (at super low resolution) stuff easily available on the web (only on the web there are no ads in between), but you also have to look at Mike Goldman’s irritating mug and listen to his voice as well (which makes me want to put wart cream on my ear drums).

I think I sat through two and a half minutes before I felt artificially inseminated with monkey semen and spontaneously gave birth to three thousand monkeys in an explosion of stupid.

Update 7/11/2007:

I can’t believe I forgot to call it “Friday Night Brownload”.