An End to Update-a-Day

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I’d like to say I enjoyed doing an update a day for this website, but really it’s been a soul-sucking, arse-biting, fish-dangling, dick-eating, snot-gulping experience that I wouldn’t do even if I was paid.

“Bent as a Mollusc”? That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever read. Even Britney Spears could write better shit than the shit I’ve uploaded in the past month. If you’d like Britney to author this site, drop her an email encouraging that to happen.

In the meantime, I’m going back to updating when I feel like it or when I get all rummed up, which are actually at the same time: once a week.

Update 1/2/2007:

Actually, I’ve decided that the month’s work wasn’t all bad. In particular, Hard to Kilt is probably some of my finest work. Probably. If not finest, still very fine. Very fine indeed. I miss doing updates.