Erectile Dysfunction
Erectile dysfunction is not a joke...unless you don’t have it, in which case it is a joke.
Before spammers started sending me email about ED, I thought it was an abbreviation for “Evil Dude”. Live and learn.
One example of irony: Thinking about erectile dysfunction as an aid to masturbation.
Erectile dysfunction is one of the scariest things a man can face, because without a big hard erection you’re basically just a woman with tiny tits—no good to anybody. (Unless you’ve got big man boobs, in which case you might be of some use.)
Women have trouble understanding erectile dysfunction. Even if they get the female equivalent—where the clitoris won’t come out from his little hood—nobody will notice. The woman can still have a poke, because there’s a big hard cock waiting...that’s the horror of ED.