Clothing is Evil
If you’re not nude, you’re a servant of the devil.
God kept Adam and Eve nude in the Garden of Eden. I can only make educated guesses as to why he would do this, and I imagine it was because god is a class-A voyeur.
He loves to watch. No other conclusion really makes sense.
Then along comes the devil, teases Eve into eating the fruit of knowledge and then: fig leaves on the rude bits.
God is thwarted, no more nudie show, so he kicks them out of the garden.
So, my interpretation of this bible story says that clothing is the devil’s work, and that wearing clothes is evil.
Anyone who claims to be a devout believer must go nude or risk being cast out as a heretic...unless you’re ugly or have hideously deformed genitals, in which case special conditions apply.