What’s Your Cat’s Name?

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Let’s play a game called “What’s your cat’s name”. What’s your cat’s name, little girl?

“Cuntoss.”

I’m sorry?

“My cat’s name is Cuntoss.”

Who called your cat that?

“Well, I wanted to call my cat Fluffy, but she used to pick at the screen door every morning with her claws and she weed on the floor all the time, so Daddy kept calling her Cuntoss. Then Mummy started calling her Cuntoss too, to make Daddy happy, and then my sister called my cat Cuntoss and then the vet did too so now her name is Cuntoss.”