Selecting Next Year’s Colour Scheme


Every year I get an intolerable itch in the groin and have to change colour scheme to satisfy that itch.

This year is going to be no different, except that I’ve got so much time on my hands what with the unemployment and jail time and whatnot that I have more than one scheme to choose from.

For a number of reasons — none of them particularly sensible — I’ve decided to open the floor and allow voting on the scheme of choice.

I think it’s going to be pretty easy to count the votes, since I’m the only one who reads this site (barring a few dedicated perverts who accidentally come here after googling “Paris Hilton +dildo +Chihuahua”).

Possible schemes (click on the link to activate the scheme. Click on the button to vote...if you think voting will make any difference):

Tang
Poseidon’s Ring
The Flash on Acid
Woodland Wrinkle Stump
Labia Surprise
Cheese-Monkey Zebra
Lost Inside a Purple Scrotum
Michael Jackson
Golden Gaytime
White Schizophrenia
Manilla Folder Containing Sexy Time Pictures
Phlegm of the Elephant
Poo Gurgler
Silver Sundance
Raiders of the Lost Dark

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