A Comment on My Previous Work (Third Year Anniversary)

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The important thing to remember is that I always underestimate just how funny I really am.

I read back through past year’s articles (except the shit ones) and think, “That’s still solid golf, I’d pay good money for that if it came out in book form”, and yet here it is on the internet for free like I’m some kind of exhibitionist altruist and you, my gentle readers, are naked closet prostitutes.

I guess what I’m trying to say is that I’m great and prostitutes who give it away for free must be pretty dumb.

So anyway, here’s to the internet which encourages prostitution and free stuff.

A Comment on my Future Work

I’ve got so much stuff written waiting to post that even if I posted something every day for the next 13 years, I’d run out somewhere around day 256.

Still, that’s a lot of stuff. The reason that I haven’t posted more is that most of it is blasphemous. I go to post it and I think, “Hang on. Maybe god gave us this internet technology to see if we would post blasphemous stuff on there like a test, and those who don’t post blasphemous stuff pass, and those who post anyway fail and have to resit their exam before they can get into heaven”.

Sometimes I think about that.

Mostly I don’t think at all and lie about how much stuff I’ve got to post. You’d think that if you lie to yourself enough, eventually you’d begin to believe the lie, but it doesn’t work. You still know it’s a lie. “Lying to yourself to believe the lie” is one of the great movie/TV clichés and will play no further part in any future updates on this site.