Signs You Might be Living in a Horror Movie
One of the most terrifying things that the average person has to deal with on a day-to-day basis is that they might be part of an elaborate movie set.
This is twice as terrifying if the movie set happens to be for a horror movie, not because they might die a horrible death, but because they know the only people watching would be teenagers and guys who walk around in dark grey trench coats and laugh by breathing out in a long, freaky “heeeeee, heeeee”.
So, watch out for the following signs that you might be living in a horror movie:
- Creatures start coming out of the toilet. Double the importance if creatures in the toilet pull someone into the toilet.
- Someone in your group of friends suggests splitting up to do something because it’s faster that way.
- You start seeing people who are dead walking around. This has double the importance if you played some part in their death.
- The cheerleaders and jocks are all being obnoxious, like they’re about to face some karmic retribution.
- None of your friends are very funny or intelligent.
- Blood dripping openly from the walls has become a common occurrence, and/or you see fresh blood at least once every five minutes.
- An aged, haggard Sharon Stone somehow enters your life. Double the importance if she is a reporter. Triple the importance if she is caressing a blunt knife.