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It’s hard to stand at the top of tall buildings and not think about jumping off. (29/12/2006)


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  • Common house bricks have animated and taken to the streets to protest rampant lapses in the building code. (5/11/2006)

  • The cattle are rioting for lack of calamine lotion. (23/7/2006)

  • Helmet Hanson, the little-known elusive fourth member of boyband Hanson has finally taken his hair band from his groin and put it on his head. (11/6/2006)

  • More than 120% of people misunderstand statistics. (16/5/2006)