• Curfew for Drivers (29/12/2006)
• Cartoon Characters Must Age (20/12/2006)
• Weird: Obligation Teriyaki! (16/12/2006)
• Restaurants Need Flags (9/12/2006)
• I Say Hello Leo Sayer (1/12/2006)
• Weird: Seeing Through Risk (29/11/2006)
• Bum Sauce (21/11/2006)
• Barbie Swan Lake: A Review (11/11/2006)

Old updates

Pretty much everything on the Old Site can be considered an old update too.

• Oh My God I Just Saw Kevin Bacon... (16/4/2006)
• The Ultimate Conspiracy Theory (25/2/2006)
• The Marvels of Modern Man (part 2 of 3): Fly’s Eyes (13/8/2005)
• Written Tourette's (11/11/2004)

News

• Common house bricks have animated and taken to the streets to protest rampant lapses in the building code. (5/11/2006)

• The cattle are rioting for lack of calamine lotion. (23/7/2006)

• Helmet Hanson, the little-known elusive fourth member of boyband Hanson has finally taken his hair band from his groin and put it on his head. (11/6/2006)

• More than 120% of people misunderstand statistics. (16/5/2006)

Old News