A while back there were calls from the Nazi elements of the community to put a curfew on P-plate (probationary) drivers.
I was going to comment on this issue but then I got drunk and lost the piece of toilet paper on which I’d excreted my thoughts. I’d forgotten all about it until the paper recently resurfaced.
...got pissed and crashed my car in someone’s front yard so let’s judge everyone of my age by my actions...
It has been suggested that P-plate drivers should have a curfew on the times when they’re allowed to drive, and I for one support a curfew on P-plate drivers 100%. Those little pissants have been driving around for too long so late at night. This form of prohibition would work wonders just like all the other forms of prohibition.
But since we’re restricting people’s rights, I propose we go another step and do it properly. Let’s put a curfew on the Jews driving after dark too. I’ve never liked their attitude. Aboriginals shouldn’t be allowed to drive after dark either. They’re another minority group that can’t defend themselves.
Actually, we should ban everyone from driving after dark. No one can take responsibility for their actions anymore, so let’s prevent people from making decisions themselves.
Hell, since we’re in a Nazi frame of mind, let’s ban people from having lights on at night. All those lights coming through my window keep me awake and make it harder for me to maintain an erection while I dream about Brigitte Bardot’s desiccated, wrinkly old skin and the time she brushed my hand accidentally outside a nightclub in Paris.
It’s a lot harder to commit crimes of negligence if you can’t see anything outside.