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Previous thoughts for the day


  • It’s been a long time since we’ve heard anything about the abominable snowman. (11/3/2006)
  • It is with great disgust that I admit your faults. (3/3/2006)
  • Cold iron: no good for fairies and no good for getting the creases out of clothes. (25/2/2006)
  • The devil may come at any time. Make sure he’s wearing a condom. (16/2/2006)
  • There’s nothing like the smell of fresh mouse in the morning. (9/2/2006)
  • At sex expos they should have “semenars” rather than seminars. (31/1/2006)
  • Is everyone out to get you, or am I just paranoid? (20/1/2006)
  • We’re overweight, but so lazy we can’t be bothered eating less. (14/1/2006)
  • Always be prepared with a quick insult. (7/1/2006)