'The hair of the dog' is apparently a common saying but I don't know what it means. Isn't that always the way? You want to appear witty and sophisticated when you're out with friends and drinking a few pints of bland generic beer that fell off a truck somewhere and the guy who owns the pub found them and murdered the truck driver so he'd keep quiet about it. Based on the previous sentence, there are only three types of people in the world: friends, truck drivers and pub owners. I consider you, dear reader, a friend. I hope that you don't become the truck driver or the pub owner. That would put a dampener on things and then there would be no one left on the internet to discuss things like why it's stupid to wear a coat in summer and why is the internet so lame now that they've given teenage girls access to forums? This is what my site is all about. Take from it what you will.