Please sign my petition for the polar icecaps to melt.

Water is the most beautiful, heart-warming flavourless liquid on our planet. I think we should make more of it as fast as we can.

I’ve created an online petition to petition the icecaps to melt.

Other than signing, you can also help by using fossil fuels and spraying hydrocarbon propelled aerosol cans.

A giant mirror could be launched into space that focuses the sun on Antarctica to melt as much ice as possible.

You can run, icecaps, but you can’t hide

Don’t forget how much water does for you, and it never asks for anything in return.

Well, now it’s asking—through me, since I’m mostly made up of water and THC.

Every day, water makes beautiful mountain lake scenes, reflects the sun up into your face so your nasal passage gets a tan, sprays cats from the hose, and makes golden showers possible.

Instead of putting off the melting of the icecaps for tomorrow, let’s do something about it today and make more water available now!