- Congratulations, You Killed Christmas (24/12/2005)
- Chiselmunk (9/12/2005)
- The Bard of Bauchery, part 3 (12/11/2005)
- The Bard of Bauchery, part 2 (29/10/2005)
- The Bard of Bauchery, part 1 (11/10/2005)
- The Story of Short Sentences (3/10/2005)
- God, Planes and Fingers (19/9/2005)
- Growth Hormones, Win Thermos (5/9/2005)
- Yodetta and the Distinctive Language Habit (27/8/2005)
- Etch-a-Sketch: No Hands (4/8/2005)
- Minutes of the FFF (24/7/2005)
- Darn (9/7/2005)
- The Narcissistic Snail (23/6/2005)
- Mr Ted (7/6/2005)
- I Am Art (27/5/2005)
- Nuds (9/5/2005)
- Crack Dance (26/4/2005)
- A Meal from the Restaurant at the End of Sanity (19/4/2005)
- (The Short Adventures of) Viagraman (9/4/2005)
- Old Red (30/3/2005)
- The Gardener (20/3/2005)
- King Dom Cum (4/3/2005)
- Prince Chuck (19/2/2005)
- Wanted: High Flying Lawyer type (5/2/2005)
- The Commode (26/1/2005)
- Debrained (12/1/2005)
Coming soon...
A story about a man, his anatomically incorrect appendages, and a blind cocktail waitress.