- Short story: Minutes of the FFF (24/7/2005)
- Paris Hilton’s Shaven Haven (18/7/2005)
- Suing the CFS, and Other Stories of Wondrous Stupidity (14/7/2005)
- Short story: Darn (9/7/2005)
- Writing the hard-hitting political article (part 2) — Industrial Relations (3/7/2005)
- Writing the hard-hitting political article (part 1) — Superannuation (30/6/2005)
- Short story: The Narcissistic Snail (23/6/2005)
- The Etiquette of Riding Escalators (18/6/2005)
- How to ace your Romeo and Juliet exam (13/6/2005)
- Short story: Mr Ted (7/6/2005)
- When the aliens come (3/6/2005)
- Hot Beef Injections (28/5/2005)
- Short story: I Am Art (27/5/2005)
- The Cirque du Soleil (Quidam) — A review (20/5/2005)
- Damir Dokic, or, The Best Reason Yet Not To Kill Yourself (13/5/2005)
- Short story: Nuds (9/5/2005)
- Upcoming Movies (5/5/2005)
- Schapelle Corby and the case of the evil marijuana plant (30/4/2005)
- Short story: Crack Dance (26/4/2005)
- Let’s talk about tax (23/4/2005)
- Short story: A Meal from the Restaurant at the End of Sanity (19/4/2005)
- Sledge the stars (14/4/2005)
- Short story: (The Short Adventures of) Viagraman (9/4/2005)
- Musings on Ashlee Simpson’s ‘la la’ song (7/4/2005)
- Short story: Old Red (30/3/2005)
- Mal Michael and Chris Scott are heroes (25/3/2005) (Updated 9/4/2005)
- Real Men (24/3/2005)
- Short story: The Gardener (20/3/2005)
- Jesus Loves You (16/3/2005)
- Port Wakefield: Not much to do (11/3/2005)
- Short story: King Dom Cum (4/3/2005)
- Fugu Me (1/3/2005)
- There’s only one thing fresh at Subway (26/2/2005)
- Review: The Battlestar Galactica miniseries (21/2/2005)
- Short story: Prince Chuck (19/2/2005)
- Celebrating Valentine’s Day: Worrying Relationship Signs (14/2/2005)
- Laziness, the Workplace and the Stellar Community (10/2/2005) (Updated 26/2/2005)
- How to be a good cop (8/2/2005)
- Short story: Wanted — High Flying Lawyer type (5/2/2005)
- Uncle Tobys “Combination Plus” Challenge — what about... (3/2/2005)
- Stupid slut rewarded for falling (31/1/2005) (Updated 5/2/2005)
- Short story: The Commode (26/1/2005)
- Orgasmic tennis: Maria Sharapova style (24/1/2005)
- The Duxton Hotel valet parking is shit (21/1/2005)
- Harry and the Nazi Uniform (16/1/2005)
- Short story: Debrained (12/1/2005)
- Review: Adam and the Piss-Ants (11/1/2005)
- Holey Shit (9/1/2005)
- What do people do? (6/1/2005)