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Confusing chocolate pudding with the daily dump is becoming more common.
(21/11/2004)
Last month I killed on average 1.6 flies per day.
(17/11/2004)
Politicians call for studies into obese children, failing to realise that if you eat too much and don’t move enough you get fat.
(11/11/2004)
Extensive scientific study confirms some flowers have a prime number of petals.
(2/11/2004)
Purple tele-tubby likes to drop the soap in prison.
(28/10/2004)
Man tries to kill himself by going back in time and booking a ticket on the Titanic.
(25/10/2004)
Reeve “confession” found to be nothing more than a urine stain on his bed sheets.
(18/10/2004)
Christopher Reeve reveals in deathbed note: “I killed Kurt Cobain”.
(11/10/2004)
My legs are hairy.
(2/10/2004)
This website has had a total revamp...and still looks the same.
(23/9/2004)
This website escaped from captivity.
(20/9/2004)
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